The Babble Hymn of the Auto

Just a word of explanation on this one, the first two lines came from Daniel, my brother. The Ward choir was singing the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" the one that goes "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord..." I'm sure you've heard it, and as we left the rehersal, Dan was singing those two lines, the auto version. Well, they caught my fancy, and I decided to make up a complete verse to go with them. I was singing that verse in the car one day while driving my other brother Alan around, and the two of us decided to write a whole song. So we did, and here it is. I don't mean to be sacreligeous, I was just having fun with it, and if it offends you, I'm sorry. It's not meant seriously, it's nothing but utter nonsense.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord,
He is coming 'round the corner in a gleaming yellow Ford
If you want to see him coming, you can just look out the door.
The Ford is driving on!

Chorus:
Gory gory halleluja!
Accidents can happen to ya!
The yellow Ford might drive right through ya,
So put your seat belt on!

I have seen him in a Chevy, I have seen him in a van,
I have seen him in an ugly looking purple-green sedan.
And now he's in the Ford and he is coming 'round again.
The Ford is driving on!

Chorus:

In a purple Limousine, he has been here once before,
And he's been here in a Dodge and in a Toyota four-door.
And the yellow Ford is not the last, yes he'll be back for more.
The Ford is driving on!

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